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Of course I cant just get off my ever so growing ass and get this dating thing started. Call it procrastination, I call it selective timing. Between work, getting a couple other side things going, and going to Mexico, its proving to be difficult! SO, in lieu of my original plan I shall blog about random ass shit that I encounter in my daily routines. Like today. I shall paint my war face on and go out into the world. Then later I shall serve up mixed alcoholic beverages for a variety of folks at a local dive bar. Its what I do!
After two failed marriages and countless debating, I found it was time to do something with all this extra time on my hands. So for your viewing pleasure I welcome you into my world of dating. A social experiment for everyone to enjoy. Of course all the names in my adventures will be changed to protect the douchebags,lames,and hopefully non borderline retards.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Today my journey begins: The birth of CarnieReject
March, 2010....I divorced the worlds biggest asshole. If assholes could actually speak this guy would be one giant stinky balloon knot. I decided to take my time with dating. Almost year later and im ready, to an extent. You see, I'm not ready persay, but I am ready to keep my mind occupied while filling my physical and emotional needs. Today I sat upstairs like Ive done many of times with my psuedo mother and brother. I noticed that my brother was signing up for "POF" (*Plenty of Fish) and the best idea came into my head. BING, I'm going to sign up and document my dating experiences as I go along. one hour later and my profile was completed and I already had two pages of private messages. All had little or nothing eye catching to say. The only one that stuck out was a man claiming to be 29. He obviously looked about 40 and all I could think of was, "This is going to be a long and humorous journey".
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