Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Daily Douchebaggery


Of course I cant just get off my ever so growing ass and get this dating thing started. Call it procrastination, I call it selective timing. Between work, getting a couple other side things going, and going to Mexico, its proving to be difficult! SO, in lieu of my original plan I shall blog about random ass shit that I encounter in my daily routines. Like today. I shall paint my war face on and go out into the world. Then later I shall serve up mixed alcoholic beverages for a variety of folks at a local dive bar. Its what I do!

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Today my journey begins: The birth of CarnieReject

March, 2010....I divorced the worlds biggest asshole. If assholes could actually speak this guy would be one giant stinky balloon knot. I decided to take my time with dating. Almost  year later and im ready, to an extent. You see, I'm not ready persay, but I am ready to keep my mind occupied while filling my physical and emotional needs. Today I sat upstairs like Ive done many of times with my psuedo mother and brother. I noticed that my brother was signing up for "POF" (*Plenty of Fish) and the best idea came into my head. BING, I'm going to sign up and document my dating experiences as I go along. one hour later and my profile was completed and I already had two pages of private messages. All had little or nothing eye catching to say. The only one that stuck out was a man claiming to be 29. He obviously looked about 40 and all I could think of was, "This is going to be a long and humorous journey".